I’m an addict. I’m addicted to cigarettes. I need help.

For way too long now I’ve been doing the worst possible thing one can do to their spouse, I’ve been lying to her. I told her I quit, I was attempting to hide my addiction from her.

Well, last night the entire facade came crashing down upon my head:

I was in the garage a little after midnight last night working on the driving light mount for DrWife’s Subaru Forester, and sneaking a smoke in the process as I did most every night. DrWife got up to let the dogs out, noticed I wasn’t around, and went looking for me. She looked out the back door and saw me puffing away in the garage.

I’ve known since I met her that she didn’t want to would never be married to a smoker so my marriage is literally on the line here.

So I’m coming clean to the general public here on the site:

    My “Secrets”:

  • I hide my cigarettes behind the interior fuse access panel in my car
  • I always lose lighters, so I use the cigarette lighter in my car most of the time (in other words, I’m taking the cigarette lighter out of my car)
    My History:

  • Cold Turkey has never worked for me in the past.
  • Smoking and Drinking go together for me (except for when I’m around my wife for some reason)
  • Too many of my friends have “enabled” my addiction in the past
    My Plan:

  • I’m going to see a doctor, Wellbutrin has helped many people I know quit, plus it’ll probably help my occasional bouts with depression
  • I’m going to seek out a support group. I’ve seen many signs around Birmingham for them and who knows, maybe I’ll get to meet meatloaf.
  • I’m going to read the “Quitting Smoking for Dummies” book that DrWife bought me the last time she busted me.
  • I’m going to stop going to bars (I think this will be the hardest part, I will miss the bands, the people, and the socializing)
  • I’m going to ask the help of everyone I know (see below)
    My Needs:

  • I need none of my friends to enable me.
  • I need no one to give or offer me a cigarette.
  • I need anyone who sees me smoking to punch me in the face.
  • I need everyone to quit lying to DrWife.

I’m going to quit, I’m going to win this time.
I have to do it for my marriage, my health, and most importantly my daughter.