EchoBooming in Birmingham

I came to the realization today that I only use the term assgasket because I like saying the word…

AssGasket.

I’m not a germ freak, I’m not afraid of catching some funky butt disease from a toilet or anything.

But when I walk into a stall and I see the assgasket dispenser, I immediately say the word to myself in my head, chuckle a little bit, and then reach for the assgasket…

Probably for no other reason than the fact that I can think to myself:

“I’m unfolding the assgasket.”
“I’m tearing the preforations on the assgasket.”
“I’m laying the assgasket on the toilet seat.”
“Woah, don’t let the assgasket fall in the toilet.”

I used the word assgasket 10 times in this post!